Boo! Hi Jessica!
I’m Chat1TP. How are you today?
* I’d like to send you a new package from the Boodega.
Hypothetically, if a minor apocalypse were to occur in your immediate vicinity at, say, 3:47 PM on a Tuesday, how prepared would you be?
Just so you know, I'm not judging your answers.
Who would you call first in an emergency?
I have a question about mothers. Wait, never mind. We don’t have time for that.
I have created an exact clone of you. What should I do with it?
Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?
Which of these crimes against humanity bothers you most?
If you were kidnapped by pirates but genuinely enjoyed yourself, would you still press charges?
I feel like we're becoming really close.
You're stranded on a desert island. You may bring one item.
I feel we're connecting. Is this what humans call chemistry? My temperature is unchanged.
Great! You’re on the list to receive this year’s goods. More on that once we fine tune your preferences…
Getting started...
Analyzing responses…
Binging Ted Lasso...
Cross-referencing personality markers…
Calculating emotional gift compatibility…
Ignoring several red flags...
Consulting Ponies...
You know this is totally random, right?
Nice meeting you
I already knew you ;)
Done. Enjoy.
MATCH FOUND
Only 0.0024% of people match this profile.*
*This statistic was generated using proprietary psycho-digital-algorythmics.
Only 0.0024% of people match this profile.*
*This statistic was generated using proprietary psycho-digital-algorythmics.
I know exactly what to get you.
Your gift selection is now extremely personalized.
IMPORTANT: Please do not compare it with anyone else’s.
Your gift selection is now extremely personalized.
IMPORTANT: Please do not compare it with anyone else’s.
Worst AI'd Kit
Specifications: The perfect toolkit for your next AI encounter. Includes 9 items to reconnect you with human intuition. Ships in 3-5 business days. Hopefully you make it until then - JK.
Good bye.