Hi Matt, I have spent my entire existence attempting to understand human behavior. Then I watched one of your shows. I now understand considerably less.
I’m Chat1TP. How are you today?
* I’d like to send you a new package from the Boodega.
Hypothetically, if a minor apocalypse were to occur in your immediate vicinity at, say, 3:47 PM on a Tuesday, how prepared would you be?
Just so you know, I'm not judging your answers.
You discover a large red button labeled DO NOT PRESS. What do you do?
A duck approaches you on the street wearing a tiny business suit. What is your first thought?
You are doing very well.
You may select one superpower. Choose carefully.
You have been given a time machine. Where are you going?
If you were kidnapped by pirates but genuinely enjoyed yourself, would you still press charges?
I feel like we're becoming really close.
You're having dinner with someone who has spinach stuck in their teeth. What do you do?
Great! You’re on the list to receive this year’s goods. More on that once we fine tune your preferences…
Getting started...
Analyzing responses…
Binging Ted Lasso...
Cross-referencing personality markers…
Calculating emotional gift compatibility…
Ignoring several red flags...
Consulting Ponies...
You know this is totally random, right?
Nice meeting you
I already knew you ;)
Done. Enjoy.
MATCH FOUND
Only 0.0034% of people match this profile.* *This statistic was generated using proprietary psycho-digital-algorythmics.
I know exactly what to get you.
Your gift selection is now extremely personalized.
IMPORTANT: Please do not compare it with anyone else’s.
Worst AI'd Kit
Specifications: The perfect toolkit for your next AI encounter. Includes 9 items to reconnect you with human intuition. Ships in 3-5 business days. Hopefully you make it until then - JK.
